We catered in Chinese food for the manager meeting this evening at work. I had to eat a fortune cookie, of course, and there were plenty to be had. This was my fortune:
I’m a little bit punchy, so it may be just me, but I get the mental image of my friends all laying down and becoming a “road” for me to drive on. That just doesn’t sound like it would be comfortable for my friends. And it sounds like it might actually be very bumpy.
So, don’t worry, friends. I won’t be running you over with my car anytime soon. 
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Uh, I appreciate that. Car tire marks just don’t match my outfits this season
Thanks! I won’t do it to you, either.
See what I’m getting from that is they expect us to come out and re-pave your roads. Like doing heavy labor and shit. And honey, I’m sorry but asphalt just doesn’t match my hair. *kisses* I’d rather be the road than lay the road.
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bye bye