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Okay, that was SO WEIRD.
Someone just drove through the parking lot blasting Gloria by Laura Branigan.

Who BLASTS Laura Branigan? *lol* My MOM didn’t even BLAST Laura Branigan when I was a kid & that’s almost all we listened to in the car!! *lol*

Well, here I am posting on my spiffy new laptop. My first post from it? About Effed-Up Dreams.

I had two last night/this morning, and I don’t remember all the details of either one.

Number 1 involved hanging out with the guys from Green Day, and eventually Mike & Tre had to go, so it was just me and Billie Joe. I was telling him all about Joe and I and hwo we were eventually moving out there, and how I think the Bay Area is so gorgeous. He told me about his wife (whom I met in the dream, even though she looked different than I know how she looks from the 1 or 2 pics I’ve ever seen of her) and kids, and life in general. We ended up becoming really good friends. I wished him a Happy Birthday (which was yesterday… Happy Birthday, Billie Joe. :D), and he hugged me. *lol* We exchanged phone numbers and promised to call when we could (I know - what???? lol). It was kind of like having Plasma Jack as friends, only like, a billion times more because well, Green Day is completely huge and PJ was mostly “local.” Well, anyway, I ran into someone we knew was stealing (this was after BJ and I stopped hanging out), and I tried to get ‘em caught. It turns out, like the FBI or someone was looking for this person and BJ’s wife was in on the sting operation or something, and they got the girl (who was rude to me in whatever clothing store we were in). BJ’s wife took me aside and told me he’s been completely different since we met, and I’ve given him his self-esteem (wtf??) back. He found out I was involved in the thing and came running up and gave me a hug (apparently Clothes-Stealer-Chick was dangerous??). The end.

So that was completely cool. Also, strange.

The 2nd one involved me at a hotel with a ton of people I don’t know. We were in either a really huge suite, a REALLY huge elevator, or a REALLYREALLY huge lobby. I think we were actually in the elevator. All these different people were there, and the police dressed in SWAT gear brought this nerdy-but-cool looking guy in handcuffs on the elevator. My sister was with me, too, I remember. So anyway, they start pumping this gas stuff into the elevator before it starts moving to get the bad guy to go to sleep, but he holds his breath or something and everyone else (except me … and him) passes out. (WTF?) I go ahead and open the doors of the elevator, but nobody’s there… so I sneak out, and he ends up looking up as I’m tiptoeing out, and he’s like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” and I’m like, I just have to go to the bathroom. SO he’s like, ok.

So I walk out the door, and I”m trying to find like an emergency or a courtesy phone or something. I find one, pick it up, and he’s like WHO ARE YOU CALLING?! and I’m like, nobody. so I hang up the phone. Then all of a sudden (like i said, I don’t remember all the details), we all end up in a big suite (even the passed out people, who are still passed out) with huge French Doors, and my sister’s there. there’s a knock on the door, and it’s Teresa. I mouth to her to go downstairs and tell them what’s going on. She starts crying and says she can’t (WTF?!), so then someone else comes up.. the mother or something of someone else, and i mouth to her about the situation, and SHE starts blubbering and saying she can’t.. so I shove Megan out the door and tell her to take them downstairs and tell security and get us help. So she drags the two of them downstairs, and the guy asks what’s going on. I tell him nothing, and I walk into the bathroom. Dina’s in there, and Jenny and Stacy too, just standing there (WTF?!). I tell ‘em I really have to pee, and they asks me what’s going on out there. *lol* So I told ‘em, and forgot about having to pee. We open the door and peer out, and all of a sudden there’s a Hispanic guy standing at the door saying he has to go too. ?!?!?! so we all sneak out, and he goes in, and all of a sudden the french doors break down and the rest? of the swat team comes in and they get the guy. Dina goes “well, it’s a good thing we cancelled our get together today” WTF?!?!?? and we all laugh and hug and then I woke up. And I really had to pee. *lol*

SO yeah…. that was weird. I don’t know why April wasn’t there. Maybe cuz she’s pregnant and doesn’t need the stress. *lol*

I created a special category just for this post (well, and others that qualify at a later date or when I’m organizing the Uncategorized posts).

I was standing at the train station waiting for the train, minding my own business and reading Quick like I do every morning. This weird girl came up to me and goes “Excuse me, miss… can you tell me where the bus station is?” Me: “Uhh, right there. *points across the train tracks, WHICH IS WHERE SHE CAME FROM*” She’s like, “Okay.” And stands next to me.

Whatever, weird. Then she asks me how old I am?! and Where I live?! (I told her 18 and Dallas. rofl) she’s like “Oh, Me too. I live in (some apartments that I’d never heard of), if you want to use them.” Then she walks off.

WHAT THE HELL!??
WHAT IS THAT?!?

The lady next to me gets on the bus at the same stop I do, and we have friendly conversations while waiting for the bus and the train, and she’s like “What was she asking you!? She scared me just walking up like that.” Uh, yeah, me too. She looked like she was on something or something.

It was the weirdest, freakiest thing ever.